October 29, 2010

please tell me these aren't college girls...




please wait for your adult teeth to grow in before you try to be cute in a sexy way, you're giving me the fucking heebie-jeebies.

October 12, 2010

college is a copout.

i could live on an isolated farm doing routine manual labor
trudging day and night in dirt, sweat and shit
and find more artistic inspiration than i do in a classroom
my peers breathe arrogance and my teachers who know so much
know nothing about the real world, the world that i want to live in
i don't know if i'll be here next semester
but i know that i'll have greater control over my life
if i leave all this shit behind
than if i continue wasting my time trying to find a place
in the academic world.

seriously, delete your photos

and try a little harder to be sexy, this just isn't cutting it.

October 2, 2010

i find stuff like this all the time.

please don't upload personal pictures on public computers
because people like me will make fun of your
excessive use of lipgloss and your hairy arms...
and those eyebrows...
is that mean of me?